mighty-meerkat:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

(via durnesque-esque)

pusheen:

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If Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu from pokemon were to conceive child with one another. What do you think their the baby would be named

1. Picnic

2. Sonichu

idontevenremember5minutesago:

FREDRICK ‘FRED’ JONES IS A KIND AND SWEET HIMBO WHO LOVES HIS FRIENDS, HIS VAN AND HIS TRAPS. HE WOULD NEVER BE A RACIST OR A BULLY!

HOW DARE YOU FUCKING SLANDER HIM LIKE THIS!

tokufan400:

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there-are-many-ways-to-smile:

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nibeul:

love that almost every character you see in Wendell & Wild is a person of color from the main lead to the extra characters you see in the classroom.. really makes Tim Burton look like even more of a clown than he already is

hellomissmedia:

Reaction to Lower Decks S3 Ep9 out of context:

I am mad at everyone on a fictional spaceship right now.

wendyliddel:

Has anyone written a Halloweentown AU where Gwen’s awful plan to let her kids’ powers fade actually works, and they never speak to her again?

Because she got off way too easily for even attempting that.

mxnrique:

mxnrique:

abbot elementary once said…

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(via campgoth)

walker-scobell:

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#amazing

mymind-is-a-sunless-space:

It’s awful how the Corinthian took better care of Jed than his own foster parents (though for his own awful reasons, of course), and not-awful how Gault also took care of him in his dreams the best she could. I actually cried when she said she didn’t want to be a Nightmare anymore and wanted to help people instead 😢

a-heart-of-kyber:

In Until Dawn the old dude is all like ‘No one will survive going out there.” and the game is like “Unless you’re Emily.”

(via there-are-many-ways-to-smile)

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